General Paranoia wrote:
Even my Filipino alts failed to seduce you away
Your cock was too small. But you knew that already I imagine. It's a tricky one. Bill apparently has overcome the 'boyish sized cocks not long enough to reach past enormous arse cheeks, but men with big cocks look like men thus angering god*' problem by getting Winston Smith to just shove his whole fat head in there instead.
* Bill talks to god frequently. if there IS an earth-shattering difference between American wargamers and British ones, there it is in a nutshell I think.
'I say smithers' it's your turn to move your trusty English with their PLUS 10 steadiness rule toward the perfidious French.... I say, what are you doing?'
'Talking to god. I do it frequently'
'ha... hahaha... HAH? Egad, he is not joking....... excuse me, have to see a man about a dog' (scrapes figures into carry case, leaves)