Frothers Unite! UK

So, out of work, there might be a chance she will go into the "talking book" arena, eh?

Hmmmmm, I can think of a few choice titles I wouldn't mind hearing her purrrr her way through...

The Husband Store :



A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates

:

1. You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the product increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

2. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!



So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 -

These men Have Jobs.





The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2

- These men Have Jobs and Love Kids .





The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3

- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads

:
Floor 4

- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework



'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5

- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework , and have a Strong Romantic Streak .





She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6

- You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.



To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited

Just to prove TMP right about us Frothers

http://www.rathergood.com/donkey/

http://rathergood.com/peniston/

Yeah...er....WTF?

The important thing about humour is that it has to have some semblance of wit attached to it.

Which it did, and I think poor old mousey has been infected by "American Coffeehouse 30-something humor", oh woe is poor mousey's homour

Quite the contrary, Stig, old boy.

I have yet to succumb to the idea that badly made "satire" consisting of playground rude words and an obsession with genitalia constitutes even the semblance of humour.

Really, what the fuck does that first link do, except make the author look either achingly adolescent, completely retarded, or possible both?

"Poor mousey" is quite happy to have maintained his sense of humour, even under the gratuitous light of modern day pseudo-edgy irreverence. If you want to laugh at something that pokes fun at the establishment (but with wit) then try some Jonathan Swift, for the love of Jeebus.

Heard the Peniston one before..... performed better.

PEN - iss - TUN is how the towns name is pronounced. Its just north of Sheffield.

The donkey one is a bit naff.

Marquis wrote:Quite the contrary, Stig, old boy.

I have yet to succumb to the idea that badly made "satire" consisting of playground rude words and an obsession with genitalia constitutes even the semblance of humour.

Really, what the fuck does that first link do, except make the author look either achingly adolescent, completely retarded, or possible both?

"Poor mousey" is quite happy to have maintained his sense of humour, even under the gratuitous light of modern day pseudo-edgy irreverence. If you want to laugh at something that pokes fun at the establishment (but with wit) then try some Jonathan Swift, for the love of Jeebus.

Monty Python?

Maybe I should have posted a link to an episode of Friends or something?