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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Ssanemax » Fri Jun 05, 2020 9:36 am

Macunaima wrote:To tell the complete truth, in all three cases, the guys involved looked like they could’ve been Pat Stoddard’s cousins or neighbors. White, lower middle class blokes.


Oi. Upper Middle Fucking Class. I went to Private school, My Dad fucking invented Intensive Care. (I am rather glad he snuffed it last year, or Boris would have had him back plugging people into the wrong drip and inserting ventilators in their ears while catching Coronavirus.) My Brother has a frigging OBE and my daughters appear to Live on Avocados.

We have a fucking PIANO for god sake. :D :D :D

And learn to spell my name, if you are going to spend your life googling me.

But I also rather like Wetherspoons :) In an ironic way, natch.

Pat

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Khusrau » Fri Jun 05, 2020 8:52 am

Condottiero wrote:
Macunaima wrote:Kinda a British TGIFs.

British TGIFs would be TGIFs...

I used to go to the one in Kingston, before heading off to Dillons in The Bentall Centre.


Or more accurately, TFIF but I think they got a bit timid about using Fuck in the name. Would have upset potential US investors with their 'cuss words' (blow them away with your Glock, but for goodness sake, don't swear or blaspheme...)

Ah, drinking with a Finn. Good times. Once had a very hazy weekend with a couple of Scots, a Russian, a Pole and an Estonian. And no, the Russian and the Pole amazingly got on very well, and the Estonian told some very funny stories about time spent in Finland, and airdropping a Lynx (the cat, not the helicopter).

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by kyotebue2 » Fri Jun 05, 2020 12:23 am

I see plus more members in the Dawg House, Hi Bill !!

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Bollocks to Brexit » Thu Jun 04, 2020 11:38 pm

kyotebue2 wrote:What's The Nazi page up to lately ??


Mithmee is still being a cunt.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by fearnow » Thu Jun 04, 2020 10:46 pm

Nazi-ing, as one does.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by kyotebue2 » Thu Jun 04, 2020 10:37 pm

What's The Nazi page up to lately ??

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Bollocks to Brexit » Thu Jun 04, 2020 10:27 pm

Picador wrote:
Bollocks to Brexit wrote:
moderately well educated Septics


Isn't that an oxymoron?


Yeah, sorry! I will go and stand in the corner with the dunce's hat on.

Or did you mean Monty? In which case, no it isn't and you can stand in the corner with the dunce's hat on.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Picador » Thu Jun 04, 2020 10:10 pm

Bollocks to Brexit wrote:
moderately well educated Septics


Isn't that an oxymoron?

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Bollocks to Brexit » Thu Jun 04, 2020 8:33 pm

Khusrau wrote: They don't get them much in the wine bars you prefer. To be fair, most Americans don't actually drink. Fucking violent puritans. They're all for burning and stoning women who get uppity, or lynching black people, and they don't feel safe till they are armed with automatic weapons, but for the most part they have a horror of alcohol and nudity.

It's just one of the ways in which their society is completely fucking alien from Europe, and most folk in the UK don't realise what a freaky, fucked up shit show most of the US is, because they get a very selective picture on their movie and tv screens. A country where you can't drink till 21, but you can get married at 14. Where safe abortions are hard to come by, but you can buy a gun in a supermarket. Where people die from diabetes because insulin is expensive. Megachurches fleece the gullible while TV 'News' has to legally be entertainment, because there are too many lies to count as news. And the shitgibbon running the country has been barred from running a charity for fraud, and is busily pillaging the treasury for himself and his families business interests. (To be fair, that's true of the UK and Oz too.)

Just because they (almost) speak a form of English, don't be fooled, they are nothing like us, or the Aussies or Kiwis.


Yeah, we know all that; unlike even moderately well educated Septics, most of whom cannot work out the differences between the UK, Great Britain and England, moderately well educated Brits know quite a lot about the exceptionalism of American weirdness.

I don't really do wine bars; The last time I was in several was on a drunken day with Mad Miko in 1994. Never try to match drinks with a very large Finn; fortunately, I managed to throw up out of the window of his car rather than inside it.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Guest » Thu Jun 04, 2020 8:21 pm

Bollocks to Brexit wrote:
kyotebue2 wrote:Former General Mattis just called Trump a threat to our Consitution.


It is hard to argue against that statement.


Yup.
Get on with it then, America.
Isn't that why you have all those fucking guns?
No point in having them if you're not going to use them for what you want them for.

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