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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:00 pm

Bill's Fan Bois NLI wrote:
Guest wrote:Someone should ask if they would rather see a reboot of the franchise, like every third Spider-Man movie.
Make the new James Bond some lovely boy who just made a poignant gay or trans coming of age film.
Will they howl as loudly then?

I'm going to explain this to you so that even you'll understand. Sony purchased the rights to Spider-Man from Marvel in 1999. Under that contract Sony HAS TO make a new Spider-Man movie every couple of years or the rights revert to Marvel, now Disney. Let's look at the last two movies. Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse had a 90 million production budget and made $375,469,903. Spider-Man: Far From Home had a 160 million production budget and has so far, made $844,465,843. This is simple economics. The Spider-Man franchise is a cash cow for Sony. They're not going to give it up to please an old fossil like you. Please don't tax your pacemaker giving a witless reply or calling me Bill will you Winnie-Ann?

Ok, Monty
Why does every third one have to be a reboot?

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Bill's Fan Bois NLI » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:55 pm

Guest wrote:Someone should ask if they would rather see a reboot of the franchise, like every third Spider-Man movie.
Make the new James Bond some lovely boy who just made a poignant gay or trans coming of age film.
Will they howl as loudly then?

I'm going to explain this to you so that even you'll understand. Sony purchased the rights to Spider-Man from Marvel in 1999. Under that contract Sony HAS TO make a new Spider-Man movie every couple of years or the rights revert to Marvel, now Disney. Let's look at the last two movies. Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse had a 90 million production budget and made $375,469,903. Spider-Man: Far From Home had a 160 million production budget and has so far, made $844,465,843. This is simple economics. The Spider-Man franchise is a cash cow for Sony. They're not going to give it up to please an old fossil like you. Please don't tax your pacemaker giving a witless reply or calling me Bill will you Winnie-Ann?

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Derek H » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:48 pm

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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:32 pm

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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:24 pm

Derek H wrote:
Guest wrote:Those same old white farts cannot grasp that the black female is NOT James Bond. He retired and she was given the 007 code name.
I’m not sure how efficient it is to recycle code names, but I’ll let that pass.


They've been doing it with M and Q for decades.

True, but they’re just bureaucrats.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Derek H » Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:15 pm

Guest wrote:Those same old white farts cannot grasp that the black female is NOT James Bond. He retired and she was given the 007 code name.
I’m not sure how efficient it is to recycle code names, but I’ll let that pass.


They've been doing it with M and Q for decades.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by heaps of bodies » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:22 pm

I am hoping Jane Bond will revert to 60's/70's archetype and start the movie by fucking the brains out of some cute young enemy agent, before killing him.

UPside - The average age on TMP would drop sharply, as half the membership had a stroke.

DOWNside - Bill could have a stroke as well. and enjoy it.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:40 pm

Someone should ask if they would rather see a reboot of the franchise, like every third Spider-Man movie.
Make the new James Bond some lovely boy who just made a poignant gay or trans coming of age film.
Will they howl as loudly then?

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:34 pm

Derek H wrote:
Guest wrote:Those same old white farts cannot grasp that the black female is NOT James Bond. He retired and she was given the 007 code name.


irishserb is an idiot of the first degree.

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I haven’t seen the latest two James Bond movies. See my essay above. It’s too much of a pain in the ass to go see yet another predictable “franchise”. Popcorn is too damn expensive too.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:29 pm

Derek H wrote:
Guest wrote:Those same old white farts cannot grasp that the black female is NOT James Bond. He retired and she was given the 007 code name.


irishserb is an idiot of the first degree.

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It’s from his recent essay in Cahiers du Cinema.

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