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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Il Segaiolo Pedantesco » Tue Sep 22, 2020 6:56 pm

Ssanemax wrote:
Il Segaiolo Pedantesco wrote:
Guest wrote:
Il Segaiolo Pedantesco wrote:Who'd be the Mac and Max equivalents?


Can't say who'd fill Max's boots, but the shoe-in for Mac would be Bill himself.
They may be at different ends of the political spectrum, but they have identical personality characteristics.

Does Bill do long-winded posts? That Canadian guy might be the equivalent... :-|


Surely the obvious Mac-a-like is Wesley Myers. refuses to anmit he's wrong? often replies to his own posts when he can't get a bite? a twat....? tick tick tick

:shock:

Second time you're in agreement with me!

It felt good didn't it? :dodgy:

Ssanemax wrote:as for the amazing Max, Humility prevents me from being the one to imply TMP has no one left of that quality. But Bill's 'No Brains allowed!' Policy has thinned the herd of witty, charming and good-looking Brits to a mere handful of yes men and bottom-lickers, like the 'sip sip tuta' at Peter Pig.


Even Sparker?!? I thought he had an on and off thing... :roll:

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Ssanemax » Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:24 pm

Il Segaiolo Pedantesco wrote:
Guest wrote:
Il Segaiolo Pedantesco wrote:Who'd be the Mac and Max equivalents?


Can't say who'd fill Max's boots, but the shoe-in for Mac would be Bill himself.
They may be at different ends of the political spectrum, but they have identical personality characteristics.

Does Bill do long-winded posts? That Canadian guy might be the equivalent... :-|



Surely the obvious Mac-a-like is Wesley Myers. refuses to anmit he's wrong? often replies to his own posts when he can't get a bite? a twat....? tick tick tick

as for the amazing Max, Humility prevents me from being the one to imply TMP has no one left of that quality. But Bill's 'No Brains allowed!' Policy has thinned the herd of witty, charming and good-looking Brits to a mere handful of yes men and bottom-lickers, like the 'sip sip tuta' at Peter Pig.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Il Segaiolo Pedantesco » Tue Sep 22, 2020 4:23 pm

Guest wrote:
Il Segaiolo Pedantesco wrote:Who'd be the Mac and Max equivalents?


Can't say who'd fill Max's boots, but the shoe-in for Mac would be Bill himself.
They may be at different ends of the political spectrum, but they have identical personality characteristics.

Does Bill do long-winded posts? That Canadian guy might be the equivalent... :-|

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Sep 22, 2020 4:16 pm

Il Segaiolo Pedantesco wrote:Who'd be the Mac and Max equivalents?


Can't say who'd fill Max's boots, but the shoe-in for Mac would be Bill himself.
They may be at different ends of the political spectrum, but they have identical personality characteristics.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Il Segaiolo Pedantesco » Tue Sep 22, 2020 2:35 pm

Ssanemax wrote:Tango is back in the Dawghouse.... not for Copyright violation, again again again, but apparently for this


POLITICS: "Foreign policy was a distinctly secondary issue at the Democratic and Republican national conventions..." link


I can't believe how good his English gets. sometimes. Or was it a cut'n'paste headline from TMP's very own Condi?

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TMP has a Condi clone?!?

Who'd be the Mac and Max equivalents?

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Ssanemax » Tue Sep 22, 2020 1:00 pm

Tango is back in the Dawghouse.... not for Copyright violation, again again again, but apparently for this


POLITICS: "Foreign policy was a distinctly secondary issue at the Democratic and Republican national conventions..." link


I can't believe how good his English gets. sometimes. Or was it a cut'n'paste headline from TMP's very own Condi?

The original topic has vanished.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by OldJokesRUs » Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:51 am

The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour wrote:Bill ponders his mortality....

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=537721

Where would you sprinkle Bill’s ashes, presuming his wife doesn’t flush them?


She should push them up one of the other Editor's arses so they can feel dribbling out one last time.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour » Tue Sep 22, 2020 3:41 am

Macunaima wrote:
The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour wrote:Bill ponders his mortality....

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=537721

Where would you sprinkle Bill’s ashes, presuming his wife doesn’t flush them?


A Praia das Paraguaias, at the end of R. Cândido Mendes in Glória, so the girls can piss on him between tricks.


Hmmmmm... I’m hoping you mean the literal end of R. Cândido Mendes. If you mean the northern tip of Praia do Flamengo, I’d rather not. Whilst I can imagine it being insalubrious of an evening, it used to be part of my daily constitutional for a while and I rather like it. Uma praia do povo. You can also rule out the Bolsa in front of the Copacabana Palace, Bill might fancy some of the regulars* but I won’t have a handy bathing spot further polluted

Gramacho is under utilised these days, I think that’s the ticket but Bill, for sentimental reasons, would probably favour a landfill outside Manila.


*Actually I suspect both are a bit long in the tooth for Bilious.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Macunaima » Tue Sep 22, 2020 2:18 am

The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour wrote:Bill ponders his mortality....

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=537721

Where would you sprinkle Bill’s ashes, presuming his wife doesn’t flush them?


A Praia das Paraguaias, at the end of R. Cândido Mendes in Glória, so the girls can piss on him between tricks.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Il Segaiolo Pedantesco » Tue Sep 22, 2020 1:59 am

The Jim Jones Cocktail Hour wrote:
Picador wrote:He's not quite right is he?

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=537764



He’s Dutch, a people possessed of a wit so singularly dry and acerbic that it almost renders their system of dykes and levies redundant. A prime example may be found here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBHlbnWx6qg

*Warning. Even without subtitles, viewing may cause irreparable brain damage.

Reminds of the sitcoms I saw on BBC, ITV and Channel 4 in the 90s, right down to the hairstyles...

Did the costumers shop from the same store?

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