It's a trap!
JJCH nli wrote:
Of course, whilst it may not be entirely unexpected, the surprise that Bill has waiting in the dungeon may not be a welcome one to all.*
*Anyone with a modicum of sense and or a fairly conventional sex life/ tastes.
Player: "I try to distract the Filthy Sphincter-Beast by scattering cheap, cheap rations on the dungeon floor."
DM: "The Filthy Sphincter-Beast is indeed distracted. It cooes softly to itself as it tears open the thin cardboard packaging, whilst crying and wanking."
Player: "I turn and flee towards the stairs."
DM: "Your path seems to be blocked by an angry Dick-Witch, who screams out that you are a "stupid gay man ha ha". What do you do?"
Player: "Sigh. I pay for another 3 month Membership subscription."