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Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Khusrau » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:17 am

Etranger2 wrote:
General Paranoia wrote:
WTF on the road wrote:
All the rules from 1978 that everyone who bought and lost are covered


But where else would the millions of Newbury "Fast Play" rules fans find their Grail?


I think they are all dead now


Possibly of boredom.


Not actually dead, it's a state of suspended animation that sets in after seven years and turn 4.. Trade Practices Act should have been invoked.. 'Fast Play'.. by comparison to what? TMP 4.0?

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Drjackson » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:06 am

Its ok, as have you seen anyone playing "Fields of Glory" smile ?

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Etranger2 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:23 am

General Paranoia wrote:
WTF on the road wrote:
All the rules from 1978 that everyone who bought and lost are covered


But where else would the millions of Newbury "Fast Play" rules fans find their Grail?


I think they are all dead now


Possibly of boredom.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by General Paranoia » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:20 am

WTF on the road wrote:
All the rules from 1978 that everyone who bought and lost are covered


But where else would the millions of Newbury "Fast Play" rules fans find their Grail?


I think they are all dead now

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by WTF on the road » Wed Jan 17, 2018 11:54 pm

All the rules from 1978 that everyone who bought and lost are covered


But where else would the millions of Newbury "Fast Play" rules fans find their Grail?

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Guest » Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:54 pm

frotherPest wrote:
Guest wrote:
Drjackson wrote:Another one of Bill's finest's moments

Yes. Hide the DBA threads.
It’s such an obscure game that nobody plays or cares about.

By the way, having done this damage to DBA, we’ve heard nothing more about the “Rules Forum”.


He considered the rules forum to his greatest idea on revitalizing TMP and bringing in more revenue. It was his shining glory, it was to replace regular TMP. He called it visionary, he put Julia to work on it full time...

Then he made sure nobody would find them and inconvenienced his customers by moving useful content from TMP to there.

All the rules from 1978 that everyone who bought and lost are covered. But not Team Yankee.
Priorities.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by frotherPest » Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:04 pm

Guest wrote:
Drjackson wrote:Another one of Bill's finest's moments

Yes. Hide the DBA threads.
It’s such an obscure game that nobody plays or cares about.

By the way, having done this damage to DBA, we’ve heard nothing more about the “Rules Forum”.


He considered the rules forum to his greatest idea on revitalizing TMP and bringing in more revenue. It was his shining glory, it was to replace regular TMP. He called it visionary, he put Julia to work on it full time...

Then he made sure nobody would find them and inconvenienced his customers by moving useful content from TMP to there.

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Dungeon Bastard » Wed Jan 17, 2018 11:07 am

Etranger2 wrote:
JJCH nli wrote:
Of course, whilst it may not be entirely unexpected, the surprise that Bill has waiting in the dungeon may not be a welcome one to all.*


*Anyone with a modicum of sense and or a fairly conventional sex life/ tastes.


It's a trap!



Player: "I try to distract the Filthy Sphincter-Beast by scattering cheap, cheap rations on the dungeon floor."

DM: "The Filthy Sphincter-Beast is indeed distracted. It cooes softly to itself as it tears open the thin cardboard packaging, whilst crying and wanking."

Player: "I turn and flee towards the stairs."

DM: "Your path seems to be blocked by an angry Dick-Witch, who screams out that you are a "stupid gay man ha ha". What do you do?"

Player: "Sigh. I pay for another 3 month Membership subscription."

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by Etranger2 » Wed Jan 17, 2018 5:57 am

JJCH nli wrote:
Of course, whilst it may not be entirely unexpected, the surprise that Bill has waiting in the dungeon may not be a welcome one to all.*


*Anyone with a modicum of sense and or a fairly conventional sex life/ tastes.


It's a trap!

Re: The Sad Cunts with No Life Thread

Post by JJCH nli » Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:55 am

Guest wrote:
Drjackson wrote:Another one of Bill's finest's moments

Yes. Hide the DBA threads.
It’s such an obscure game that nobody plays or cares about.

By the way, having done this damage to DBA, we’ve heard nothing more about the “Rules Forum”.
'

You just need to appreciate that, for some years now, Bill has been remodelling TNP to resemble a dungeon quest. The RPG element is where Bill is at his best. Capricious dungeon master capable of taking the game through a thousand twists and turns.

Of course, whilst it may not be entirely unexpected, the surprise that Bill has waiting in the dungeon may not be a welcome one to all.*


*Anyone with a modicum of sense and or a fairly conventional sex life/ tastes.

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