Frothers Edition: 1000 Blank White Cards

anevilgiraffe · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 6:58 am Post subject:

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Gailbraithe wrote:

I actually do know better than the dictionary.

Dags · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 7:38 am Post subject:

blackfly · Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 3646 Location: 206

Keep it under your hat:

Reveal this card from under your hat anytime another player plays their card. Their card needs to remain a secret, remove it from play and swap it with this card, keeping it under your hat, lest it fall into the wrong hands.

If that player is not wearing a hat they may keep this card after the game to put under a hat at another time.
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And you will know him by the trail of lead
I see small people
"the goatfucking jokes are of exceptionally high quality"

redzed · Joined: 09 Mar 2004 Posts: 14869

Imbue Card:

Imbue a lot of your favourite beverage then go online.
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Jesus wrote:

ginger people are bastards

Skipp · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:33 pm Post subject:

Imbibe card

Drink a load of your favourite beverage then go online
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Col.Stone wrote:

I've gotten this stupid idea that i should try to paint the little bastards and not just buy them... Laughing

redzed · Joined: 09 Mar 2004 Posts: 14869

Smug Card:

use this card when someone on the internet gets something slightly wrong, it lets the user sit in a slight glow of smuggy smugness. Commonly called the 'Skipp' card Evil or Very Mad

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Jesus wrote:

ginger people are bastards

Skipp · Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 7:47 am Post subject:

blackfly · Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 3646 Location: 206

Pedantic Spellling Twat:

Play this card while simultaneously pushing up your glasses. Point out all spelling mistakes in previous cards, suggesting that their content is invalidated due to typographic error.

This card cannot be used "Brownlies" which gain extra strngth from their disregard for conventional rules of spelling.

Can be mitigated by the 'Edit Button'.
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And you will know him by the trail of lead
I see small people
"the goatfucking jokes are of exceptionally high quality"

blackfly · Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 3646 Location: 206

Edit Button:

This card allows you to redact previous cards and modify their content.

Only available in first Edition, and removed from production. Has been replaced by a box of 12 Plastic [MONTH] buttons, now available at twice the price from Chapter Approved retailers.

Not allowed in tournament play.
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And you will know him by the trail of lead
I see small people
"the goatfucking jokes are of exceptionally high quality"

blackfly · Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 3646 Location: 206

Since exclusive disjunction is identical to addition modulo 2, the bitwise exclusive disjunction of two n-bit strings is identical to the standard vector of addition in the vector space (\Z/2\Z)^n.

10011100 points!

(base 2)
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And you will know him by the trail of lead
I see small people
"the goatfucking jokes are of exceptionally high quality"