Frothers Edition: 1000 Blank White Cards

[blackfly]

Anyone played [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1000_blank_white_cards] this?

A friend has started playing this in our group and I'm sitting here making cards tonight.

I thought this oft maligned sub-forum could use some action since it can't be repurposed to better effect due to failed hamster management.

Feel free to pile on.


(I reserve the right to steal ideas )
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And you will know him by the trail of lead
I see small people
"the goatfucking jokes are of exceptionally high quality"

[blackfly]

A Solid Foundation:

Worth 50 points if it stays on its edge, while supported by other cards. each card added to the house is worth 10 pts.

If the house falls, all points are lost.
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And you will know him by the trail of lead
I see small people
"the goatfucking jokes are of exceptionally high quality"

[blackfly]

One Of These Days. . .

this card is worth a number of points equal to the number of pieces you can tear it into in 30seconds, x 10.

No tools may be used.
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And you will know him by the trail of lead
I see small people
"the goatfucking jokes are of exceptionally high quality"

[blackfly]

The Other White Meat.

20pts.

Wrap this card in bacon for +200 points.
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And you will know him by the trail of lead
I see small people
"the goatfucking jokes are of exceptionally high quality"

[blackfly]

Ninja trap.

Place this card on another player's person without them noticing. worth 400points until discovered.
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And you will know him by the trail of lead
I see small people
"the goatfucking jokes are of exceptionally high quality"

[blackfly]

Looks up at first post.

goddamn edit button
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And you will know him by the trail of lead
I see small people
"the goatfucking jokes are of exceptionally high quality"

[blackfly]

Earl Grey:

All point values on grey cards are 1/2ed.

(most of our card stock is white, but some are grey cardboard)
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And you will know him by the trail of lead
I see small people
"the goatfucking jokes are of exceptionally high quality"

[blackfly]

Pike and Ruff:

+200 points if you make it back from the Shed.
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And you will know him by the trail of lead
I see small people
"the goatfucking jokes are of exceptionally high quality"

[blackfly]

Spin the bottle:

Spin this card and kiss whomever it points at.

100 points on the lips
50 points on the cheek
200 points on the eye.
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And you will know him by the trail of lead
I see small people
"the goatfucking jokes are of exceptionally high quality"

[blackfly]

KALLISTE:

Everyone moves one seat to the left. Leave your cards and points where they are.
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And you will know him by the trail of lead
I see small people
"the goatfucking jokes are of exceptionally high quality"